One of the preschool teachers shared this with me the other week. There is a little 3 or 4 year old boy that I teach in music class who goes by the name of J.C. However, this teacher couldn't remember his name, so she just asked him: "What's your name?"
He responded (as young boys are wont to do at times), "SPIDERMAN!"
"No, no," said the teacher, "I mean, what's your REAL name?"
The boy responded, "Peter Parker!"